a susurrus of light

caffeinatedfeminist:

She stabs her fucking hand to summon a demon and then calmly continues on into a damn graveyard to summon Flemeth like 4 1/2 minutes after you meet her.

WHY DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND HOW METAL THAT IS?!

(via thewaroffivequeens)

dragonagestuff:

spicyshimmy:

• oghren - drunk nightblogger
• alistair - food blog. posts a great deal of mac n cheese. emphasis on the cheese. occasional romantic posts with roses nestled between gouda photosets.
• leliana - music and shoes. 
• shale - snarky reblogs of everything. 
• arl eamon - reblogs everything alistair posts with links. like this post? follow one true king of ferelden!
• morrigan - empty blog. occasionally cryptically likes random post. 
• zevran - nsfw blog. tags: #leather, #naughty, #beautiful things, #handsome things
• anders - social justice blogger. well-intentioned beginnings, but lacks intersectionality. also cat gifs.
• hawke - inappropriately reblogs friends’ serious personal posts with jokes. plenty of selfies. constant duck lips. 
• merrill - kittens, puppies, flowers, pretty things, candy photosets, summer landscapes, seasonal art, myths, legends, historically significant info posts, and how to fix broken mirror tips.
• varric - really long text posts with strategically placed read mores.
• meredith and orsino involved in relentless internet feud. constantly sending one another anon hate.
• isabela - naughty limerick of the day; hats; boats; mermaids; reblogs varric’s posts with edits/sex scenes added in. 
• fenris - runs justexslavethings.tumblr.com; only updates when drunk
• carver - pictures of muscles, mabari tattoo, passive aggressive posts about how many notes hawke gets

zevran XD

• Bethany- pictures of scenery, positive quotes, poetry, talks a lot to her friends
• Anora- social justice and political blogger, is always getting into fights with people online. Very popular but always gets rude anons
• Sten- rarely posts, but when he does, it’s only pictures of weapons (two handed swords in particular) Never changes default tumblr theme and never likes things, only reblogs them
• Loghain- follows only Anora after Maric and Rowan deactivate their accounts; writes long ranty posts that recieve one like
• Arl Rendon Howe- creates a blog just to get into arguments with people and never types coherently

blackthirteen:

exhaustedapostate prompted sula tabris + morrigan

She’d handed off the grimoire, the real one, the one that thrummed lightly and smelled faintly of a violent strain of deathroot, without saying a word. A task completed, a high dragon slain, no big deal, not even a demand for gratitude.

Morrigan is surprised, thrown, an appropriate response all formed in her mind and suddenly rendered useless. The words scatter, and she stares after Sula’s retreating back, her brow lightly furrowed and her frown something more like a pout.

In the moments before she falls asleep that night, she jolts to full consciousness with the realisation that she treats Sula Tabris like a man.

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(via dragonagefanweek)

defira85:

repair-her-armor:

[Please take note that the commentary is just for fun. Bunch of sarcasm. Don’t take it too seriously. I am getting tired of these outfits, though.]

1. The classic Bikini Armor. If you’re lucky you might get an actual shoulder-pad! If the designers even bother doing something more than just a regular bikini, you might get some accessories with stilettos! Exactly what I want in battle. For a extra nice touch; cameltoe.

2. The Lingerie ”Armor”. There’s absolutely nothing that protects you, but it looks really uncomfortable and nice in bed battle! Complete with some feathery, useless shoulder pads!

3. The ever so Stylish Swimsuit! This is usually the armor you get before you get the upgrade Bikini Armor. Bonus points if a choker, thigh-high boots/stockings and a half mask is included!

4. The Abstract Art. Yes, we’re all wondering how the hell that works; how does that thing stay on, how does she walk with those shoes, how on earth is that supposed to protect her and why is half of her naked? All those questions is a part of the costume! They say art say more than thousand words.. or something!

5. The Dominatrix and/or Slave outfit! For those kinky players out there! Complete with leather or latex, fishnets, chains, chokers and whips! Bonus points of the stilettos are sky-high!

6. The Stereotype Shaman or Barbarian! Because she’s clearly so wild and ~exotic~ that she doesn’t need clothes! Best worn with tiny loincloth and underboob-straps!

7. The Cute Frilly Dress! Something you’d LOVE to wear, CONSTANTLY…. in battle! Usually the female “robe” costume, but hey, robes doesn’t show her nice legs! ): For absolute effect, add garterbelts.

8. I call this the Why?. Everything is so massive and made of thick material, but we wouldn’t want to cover her girly parts now, would we? Clearly NO ONE would be aiming there!

9. Nature Thing Something. If you’re not of human race and belong to the nature, expect your outfit to look something like this! Feel completely exposed free! I didn’t even bother with this one, but clearly they don’t even do that in games either. But since you’re not human, it’s totally okay!

10. This is best known as “Just In Case You Forgot”. Have a decent looking outfit, but then they suddenly cut obvious holes around your privates, just reminding you that you have breasts, a butt and a vagina! How nice of them! Bonus if you don’t have a boob-hole, but instead boob-chest-plate!

11. The Everyday Archer! A very classic outfit, complete with a corset and a mini-skirt! Don’t forget the cape, but heavens forbid that you wear it longer than your hips! Then we wouldn’t be able to see your nice butt or legs from behind! *sad face*

12. The Creative Healer! She isn’t supposed to be in close-combat, and sometimes doesn’t even use weapons other than a staff, so minimal armor is understandable… that’s why we give you a dress that leaves you wondering how that thing stays on, and with a leg-slip-thing! We wouldn’t want you to forget you have legs, after all!

13. And finally, your Average Sci-Fi chick! This one is an absolute classic. It has weird cut-outs everywhere, extreme cleavage, patterns pointing to your crotch and chest, and CRAZY shoes! Don’t forget the skin tight, often nearly-transparent, glossy fabric. Perfect battle wear, absolutely perfect!

Help I’m laughing so hard I’m crying

Pretty sure I’ve worn nearly all of these in game too

spicyshimmy:

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

(via chantersboard)

uneducatedfuck:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like

“How did a milkshake manage to develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?”

(via thewaroffivequeens)

fauxmosexualtranstrender:

wretchedoftheearth:

I do find it funny that lesbians are perceived as man-hating but gay men are not perceived as woman-hating, and in fact are often illogically shielded from accusations of misogyny simply by being gay

weird it’s like male privilege works even when queerness is involved who knew

(via grandmasterkenway)

fuckyeahaveline:

I see and get to reblog so much beautiful fan art and I just wish…

That these artists, who put so much love and passion into their work, wouldn’t add “This is awful, I don’t know what I’m doing.”

Like I get the impulse. I have that problem, too. When I’m complimented, my first instinct is say,…