bluandorange:

bluandorange:

okay but can you imagine like

a week after your truck gets stolen out of the goddamn mall parking lot, you get a knock on the door and there’s fucking Captain America standing there. Says he’s here about your goddamn truck. And for a moment you wonder if he started working for the police now that Shield took a dive, but you don’t say so, you just nod when he describes your truck to you, license plate number, make, model and color, all to a tee. 

And then the weirdest thing happens (weirder than Captain America just showing up at your front door). Captain America starts looking bashful. And then he tells you your truck was lost ‘in the line of duty’. You must still look a little awestruck because he elaborates; he’s the one who took your truck. 

Captain America fucking stole your goddamn truck out of the goddamn mall parking lot.

And he’s going to pay for a new one. And he’s very, very sorry.

He comes with you to the car dealership, too. Because he’s so so sorry, also he gets military discount, so he can help you.
he is so so sorry

(via sanityscraps)

2,693 notes

#captain america

#captain america 2 spoilers

#not taking any chances

spockisinthetardis:

thefrozensoldier:

girlsbydaylight:

manafromheaven:

omg

I’ve scrolled by this about four times now and I’ve known what’s coming for three times now.

And I still totally lost it every time.

Oh my god, Tony’s fucking face got me.

oh god it’s back

(via thehiddennecromancer)

126,773 notes

#avengers

#nick fury

#agent coulson

#hawkeye

#fanart

#marvel

#fa marvel

Him: I don’t date black women. It’s just a preference.

Me: Based on what?

Him: Nothing, it’s just how I feel.

Me: Impossible, deliberate aversions come from somewhere.

Him: Its just a preference, that’s all.

Me: No, a preference is preferring broccoli to asparagus. You can say that because asparagus will always taste the same, even when prepared differently.

Him: And?

Me: And we’re not always the same at all. There are hundreds of millions of us and we’re each completely different from the next. If an employer said not hiring Black people was a preference would you agree?

Him: No, but that’s based on stereotypes.

Me: … And what is yours based on, facts?

37,539 notes

#sj

#racism


"You’re giving me a ring?
"Yes, it is a ring, but before you get any foolish notions, let me-“
"Are you proposing?"
"Neria!"
"…Because it’s absolutely a ‘yes’, if you are."

"You’re giving me a ring?

"Yes, it is a ring, but before you get any foolish notions, let me-“

"Are you proposing?"

"Neria!"

"…Because it’s absolutely a ‘yes’, if you are."

(via womenofthedas)

475 notes

#surana

#morrigan

#she is so gay

#dragon age

#origins

#fanart

#fa da

gunlust:

giving trans women roles to cis men 

  • robs trans women actors (who can’t get cis women roles) and gives those roles to cis men who already have an enormous amount of roles and opportunities
  • reinforces the false idea that trans woman are somehow equivalent or analagous to cis men in costume 

like really thats all there is to it. theres nothing you can say that justifies this practice

(via rubyvroom)

18,974 notes

#yeah

#trans*

#sj

#gsm

eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

(via the-earthbending-greywarden)

138,806 notes

#asdf

#hercules

#disney

#gif

still not over the fact that some guy asked me to be his girlfriend today

probably will never get over this

2 notes

#we've literally only talked twice?????????

#????????????????

#????

#stop?????????

#?????

#wtf is even happening

#personal

#college adventures with liss

jadeb0t:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

i think that’s called game of thrones

(via captain-rapscallion)

249,377 notes

#robb stark

#asoiaf

#asdf

marionjravenwood:

lil-nerdy-dude-with-wings:

askmeifimadalek:

bead-bead:

callmevictorious:

hematopoieticdoll:

novaless:

aurora-jane:

beccabae:

backyardskills:

im-gothamsreckoning:

dragyourkeyboardtoagunfight:

oliveswind:

Ylvis, educating people about the female reproductive system.  these guys will be the death of me. [x]

wat

wtf

i died at the pH value

omfg

I just learnt more about the vagina in like 10 seconds than I have ever learnt in my entire life

well

Debating whether or not I should share this with my anatomy and physiology professor.

WATCH THE VIDEO. IT GETS BETTER

OH THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS MAGNIFICENCE INTO MY LIFE

is this guy even real

watch it

These guys were behind the “What Does The Fox Say?” meme.

(via passion-is-confidence-is-beauty)

219,415 notes

#gif

#asdf

#music

#video

Your spirit and personality are what make you great. It’s what makes anyone great.

(via the-earthbending-greywarden)

925 notes

#gif

#miranda

#mass effect

#awww

leahazel:

nonbinarymermaid:

pansexualfacts:

Fact: Pansexuals are greedy. Even greedier than their bisexual sister species. It is very common for a pansexual to hoard sexual partners like a dragon hoards treasure. An unrelated fact: Pansexuals are dragons.

and panromantics are a lesser known, rare breed of dragons that hoard romantic partners in a similar fashion to their pansexual dragon cousin and have the power to become invisible 

You stack them all in a pile and sleep on them. …Wait.

34,136 notes

#asdf

#pansexual

#100% true

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via descriptivest)

259,309 notes

#asdf

#actually laughed aloud

toopunktofuck:

whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do

I just want to tell them

did you know:
jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats him

u sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom

(via mirandaputsherbestbuttforward)

98,985 notes

#yeahhhh

#misandry

#asdf

#feminism

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